Well, I have been put out of commission. It's both a fortunate and unfortunate thing.

I'm Lucky that:

1 - It happened the day after I finished at the ballet
2 - It's probably not broken
3 - It's my wrist and not a leg
4 - I get to learn to be left handed
5 - I'm pretty damn resilent
6 - and wiping your ass with your left hand is an acquirable skill

The Unlucky Part is:

1 - I can't skate for a week or so!
2 - Repeat # 1 a few more times
3 - # 6 takes infinite patience
4 - Just who has infinite patience?

Know of anyone? Send them over and maybe they can wipe my ass...