Day ? :: I lost count I must be relaxing

I got my apprenticeship papers in the mail today! Wow, I can hardly believe it. On my way finally to a card. How many years I've wanted my card. How many years I've thought of this moment. Geez, I feel all cheesy and movie moment like. Watch I'll start spouting corny cliches soon like pinch me, I'm dreaming.

Step one. Balancing on one foot.