Things that Suck :: My Pillow Book

Life Sucks
People Suck
I don't Suck

It Sucks
Apple Sucks
VW Sucks - even if it is a "Passat"

Driving Sucks
Walking Sucks
Pepsi Twist Sucks - whatever happened to old Coke?

Yellow Sucks
Orange sometimes Sucks
People who leave the toliet paper rolls off Suck except me because I have legitimate excuses

Cold Sucks
Hot Sucks
People who don't fuck off when you tell them to - they should suck

Night Sucks
Day Sucks
Getting your finger caught in the door Sucks

AOL Sucks
SBC Sucks
People who have cable modems suck except me because it's my roommates

Noise Sucks
Quiet Sucks
Having a backache because you know your breasts are too large Sucks

Doctors Suck
Tests Suck
Doctors losing your tests and finding them again only to have them turn out inconclusive Suck even more

Shopping Sucks
Not Shopping Sucks
Getting your skin hacked off by the shopping basket at Safeway - a suckable offense

Making Lists Suck
People who tell people making lists will make them feel better Suck
People who believe people who tell people making lists will make them feel better tetter on the verge of sucking - except you have to try once...

Things that don't Suck :: My Pillow Book

Life does not suck always
People do - really I've seen it.
And yes, I still don't suck

It can still suck but:

Flowers will always be pretty and still make me sneeze.

PS: Todd is probably the only one who will find the humor in this post. And there is humor...